"I'm sorry boss but I couldn't find any zoological act that is passing through town."
"You're sorry, Penfold? You're sorry? You know what? I'm sorry too. I'm sorry that you clearly don't care about this show's success. I'm sorry that your new found incompetence is going to allow those losers at 'Animals Up Late' to surpass us and become the top rated animal-based talk show!"
"Yes my liege?"
"Oh? Tell me, who did you find so quickly?"
"An act called The Weird And Wonderful Marmozets."
"Yes sir, and I'm telling you the kids love them."
"Whoa there big shot. I never said there would be monkeys. Also, I've accepted a position with another show so...adieu."